Darko scam artist?

Darko scam artist?

New York --A source recently told New York Times that he has helped Darko Milicic design one of the biggest scams in sports history. This informant claims that he helped Darko counterfeit paperwork stating that he played in Europe before joining the draft. But since he was from Serbia, nobody actually check the authenticity of these papers. This unidentified individual also notifies that he came up with the idea during a wild party that Darko should join the NBA because of his height. He claims that Darko was looking for financial security after dropping out of highschool, after a failed attempt to become a drug dealer, Darko agreed to declared himself to the draft as a joke. He couldn’t believe when NBA scouts became interested in him, he realized he had a minuscule chance to get drafted. At the draft Drako was as surprised as everybody to be picked 2^nd overall behind Lebron James and in front of players like Carmelo Anthony, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh. After the draft the source also claims that he helped Darko learn the rules of basketball because he never played the game until before in his life. That is why it took Darko so long to score a basket during his rookie year (23 games). Darko’s agent was unavailable to answer questions but David Stern assured that the NBA would look into this situation.

Darko signed a 3 year $21 million deal with the Memphis Grizzlies during this past offseason and if one can trust this source, Darko Milicic might have pulled on of the biggest scams in sports.

Teenager dies of smoking

Rochester, NY. Markus Spritsle, 16, was found dead this morning in his room. His parents were shocked and disappointed. When Markus was located in his bedroom floor, he was holding a pack of cigarette in his right hand and had a cigarette in his other. Markus’ autopsy revealed having lots of nicotine in his body prior to his death. This is one more teenager that has been killed by the cigarette industry.

“It is obvious why he died, he was only 16 years old,” replied Detective Jackson “A 16 year old body cannot handle cigarettes, that is why the law only allows smoking at the age of 18, in my opinion that is too soon, I will not allow my children to smoke until they are 25”

Hundreds of thousands of teenagers die every year by smoking underage.

Underage smoking isn’t just wrong and illegal, IT KILLS

Monica Unfaithful?

Is Monica unfaithful? One of America favorite personality has recently been spending a lot of time with an unknown individual.

“I spotted Monica holding hands with this unidentified male, so I decided to follow them around, they want out to eat, then went the movies but they ended up going to his house. I saw her leave the next morning.” Testified Ray Ciodell a well known paparazzi

We can all hope that chandler will not find out what has happened. We all thought Monica was would never do such thing to Chandler. Is this the beginning of the end?

“I don’t think anything happened between them, Monica is a great wife and person. She would never cheat on Chandler” Said Rachel to our reporter
“There is no way this is true” answered Joey, after checking out our reporter he added: “How you doing?”

After seeing Richard (Monica’s ex boyfriend) before their first anniversary, Monica has yet committed an other gaffe. We can only wish that chandler can forgive her or it will be the end of one of the most famous couple in our time

Jared Dudley a star for a night

Playing in the nba is a difficult task to accomplish. Many young boys play all their life with hopes and dream to once compete in the national basketball association, but many don’t realize that dream. Only few receive such honor to play professional basketball, but once you get to the nba you still have a lot to accomplish: You need to crack a spot in the line up. Many players find that task difficult and many just become benchwarmers to only play few minutes a year. Sometimes benchwarmers are given opportunity to receive precious playing time due to an injured starter or suspension.

For example Jared Dudley received an amazing 37 minutes of playing time, his personal best. For a night Jared Dudley was a star as he posted 16 points and 10 rebounds and three steals.

But sadly he could not finish the game because of exhaustion. Jared Dudley fainted during the 4th quarter and was rushed to a near by hospital.

“It is not rare at all for basketball player to collapse during a game, after warming the bench for most or the year and entering one game for such a high amount of time.” Told us Dr. Christopher Marksin, an expert on this topic.“Many players push themselves too hard when they get those precious minutes, they don’t want to get off the court not knowing when they will get to play again. Their body cannot take such high amount of intensity, their body just shuts down and they face serious risk health risks and possibly death.”

“I can die a happy man” said Dudley “I have posted a double-double.” Which is a huge accomplishment for a player that nearly averages 4 a game for his entire professional career.

Jared Dudley was a star for the bobcats tonight but we hope he can survive this night.

World's most successful bum

Many people dream of success. Students pay tens of thousands of dollars to go to universities where they earn a degree to qualify them for a career to obtain financial security for their futures. But being prepared is not always the best route to take to make your dreams a reality. Robert Foster, a 48 year old born and raised in New York City, has clearly disproven the formal education theory. Foster has never been to school of any kind in his entire life, yet he makes enough money to live his life comfortably. Foster is a hard working man, constantly finding new ways to earn money, collecting pop bottles out of trash cans, begging on the street corner, gambling, and mugging helpless grandmothers. Foster's achievements have allowed him to purchase a brand new cardboard box (10 sq. feet 1 bedroom refrigerator box) with his summer box located on the New York docks with a pleasant ocean view. Last year (2006) Foster's gross earnings totaled more than $39, more than 5 times that of an illegal Mexican immigrant.* Foster's new book titled "Living on Easy Street in a cardboard box" will be released in early 2008. In the book Foster describes his life and what struggles he had to go through to make it to where he is today. Foster is an inspiration, and is truly living the American dream.

*Data used with permission of Robert Foster